I love it when people say kind things about my blog. Recently Oscar Windsor-Smith said kind things, and then passed me a Versatile Blogger Award.
I have already posted a number of nuggets of mis-information over here, when awarded a Beautiful Blogger Award by Martha Williams, so have wracked my brain to think of new things you may consider interesting and I may consider (more or less) prudent. I’ve decided to include an untruth in this post: one of the following statements is made up. See if you can spot the lie.
1) I talk in my sleep. A lot. Apparently it is usually quite ‘creative’.
2) Twenty years ago I appeared on The Crystal Maze. Knock yourself out.
3) I often have dreams that someday soon Bloomsbury will call and tell me they re-read my manuscript and it’s all been a big mistake. When I wake up I have to go back and read all the saved enthusiastic emails from my editor to calm myself down.
4) I was once attacked by a hippo in Uganda. This is a mountain gorilla, not a hippo, because I didn’t take a photo of the hippo, you know because it was sort of…cross.
5) I invented The Rule of Jenga. This is a useful rule for travelling around France in a convertible, using a Michelin 1-50,000 scale map, to find wine regions to sleep in.
6) At university I represented my college at rugby. I played prop. I also represented my university at Modern Pentathlon. I was great at show jumping, very good at pistol shooting and fencing, highly average at running and an appalling swimmer. I am still an appalling swimmer (and am now a well below average runner). In fact I’m crap.
7) When I was 24 I moved to Ukraine to sell soap powder.
That’s all folks.
Now, here are some truly great blogs for you to go and have a look at:
Inky Girl aka Debbie Ridpath Ohi, who probably won’t do the posting seven things thing as she just posted about internet distractions…which in itself is a good reason to have a look!
Marcus Speh because versatile is what he does.
Vanessa Gebbie who was also awarded the Versatile Blogger by Oscar, but I wish to second it because her blogs are so good.
Jane Smith at How Publishing Really Works. Jane handles the debates that go on there with professionalism and aplomb…
Emma Darwin at This Itch of Writing for her straightforward, no-nonsense writing tips.
Nik Perring for interviews, commentary and now literary flash mobbing…another one nominated by Oscar but that just goes to show!
Joanne Harris This is not actually a blog but a website. And it’s a treasure trove.